Sunday, April 27, 2008

Reality Tidbits

Cosi Has Been Told He Will Be Bashed If He Turns Up To This Weeks The Biggest Loser Finale.

An article in the Adelaide Times has Cosi claiming that Bryce and one other unnamed contestant would bash him up if he came to the finale. Channel Ten has hosed it down. Personally I think it is a load of bollocks and just Cosi beating it up for some publicity.

Chloe Lattanzi Another Hot Mess on Rock My Cradle.

Here is this weeks performance from Chloe Lattanzi on Rock My Cradle singing Korn's "Freak On A Leash". Rock My Cradle which is shown in the US on MTV is a reality TV show that has stars of famous children in a singing competition, with viewers voting who goes.

You get the feeling in a few years Chloe is going to write a Mummy Dearest type book which will make Joan Crawford look like Mother Theresa. What has Olivia Newton-John and Matt Lattanzi done to cause such deep rooted emotional issues and also why are they encouraging a singing career?

Anyway I hope she stays on as her performances are the highlight of my week. Come on David Gyngell buy it to screen on Channel 9 it would be compulsive viewing. Link here to the performance

Are Kyle Sandilands and Tamara Jaber the Chavs of Australia?
For years I have been stunned by both Kyle and Tamara's lack of taste first there was the magazine spread showing their Gold Coast type mansion, but now it has been revealed they are going to have a wedding that will rival any english footballers wives matrimonial day. reveals Tamara will have nine attendants and her dress will be designed by Joanne Panzarino who specialises in "feathers, frou, frou, and frills."

I can just see Posh and Beck's type thrones at the reception.


dinorawr said...

Oh my god, what a load of crap. I'm totally with you -- I have a very strong feeling that Cosi is making it up for publicity/attention. As if Bryce, of all people, would have done that.

tillydevine said...

I'd say less Posh and Becks and more Jordan and Peter Andre
All they are missing is the pumpkin carriage

Reality Raver said...

Ha Ha Tilly had totally wiped Jordan and Peter out of my mine.

That pink frou frou wedding dress just came back to me. Yuck

Fifi said...

Thank you for the link to the Chloe Lattanzi song, I was toying with the idea of a few botox injections but will now exercise caution.
Let Chloe serve as a warning to all youngsters thinking they should 'joosh' up facial imperfections via injections.

PS I think a wheel chair would have enhanced her performance.

Reality Raver said...

Fifi - I know what you mean re: plastic surgery. Her self image must be poor.

Hope she stays on.