Reality Ravings

Ok so your trial for drug possession is coming up, so Todd's McKenney's PR team decides some positive spin needs to occur to garner sympathy for him.



Now if the best they can do is a story where he was attacked in the supermarket by a bloke with sausages because he wasn't nice to Pauline Hansen, maybe he needs to think about getting a new public relations team.


"I was buying meat for a barbecue when this guy accused me of not giving Pauline Hanson, who starred in the first series, a fair go - and hit me with his sausages!" he says.


If you want the full story you will have to buy this week's New Idea because I certainly won't be.